☾alyssa's blog☽

☾alyssa's blog☽

aesthetic blog

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capt9rs:
chepibola:
rnozzarellasticks:
memeluvr2:
my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi
I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”
GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI
luigi! at the disco
i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

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punacceptable:

so everyone is aware this is my favorite vine my favorite fuckin vine GOD

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"We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’."

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unsounded:

How to open a beer with a banana

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
surprisebitch:
madmaxriemelt:
arsturbuther:
No
i’m weak.
im screaming!!
The Curious Case of May Parker
It’s happening in the cartoons, too:
Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)
Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)
Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)
Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)
True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself
Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young